There's a lady...

And she's buying a Stairway to Heaven...

Led Zeppelin Lyrics here

My momma always said

"What's with the unimaginative similes!"

You never know what you're gonna get.

PS: They preferred Cereal over Pizza, too!

Bad Wolf

The bad guys in X-men would go inside, I guess. And Doctor Who lies just on the boundary.

Enter the matrix

The Silverware Chart

Welcome to the Real World

Genius Loves Company. And Humour

Now that's what I call a real light bulb.

For the odd martian: http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/146600.html

Fair Trade

No, we don't do currencies.
"I'll have two tats' worth. And fries with that."

McGeneration

In order to make the considered sample set totally unbiased, we neglected to ask anybody at all, and made up the figures ourselves. In fact, if you look carefull, there are no figures.

Actually, the "Soon" category is people who couldn't bring themselves to say "What Baby?"

PS: Ironically, it's a pie.

"You can't handle the truth!"

"I have a sick mother who needs a billion gajillion Rupees for the treatment. And oh, I also have a skinny little poodle."



Hey! Do they have female umpires in women's cricket?

There's a difference.

Some people are unemployed......I'm just plain jobless!

PS: NOBODY thought of ordering? Now that's just stoopid!

The Pizza Theory

People's favourite pizza toppings - in a pizza pie chart

"The Italian job"

Yes I know, pizza isn't pink, but you've gotta admit, there are other things on this blog you'd rather insult.

I see dead people

Um, the graph doesn't start from the beginning of time, so we have some people dead already.

The shape of things

Few men have fully understood the profoundness of this graph.
PS: One woman also claimed to have understood, but it turned out to be a hoax call.

Long Live the Queen

Getting laid on the first date

(Not applicable to mirror-cracking alpha males)

Why it pays to be in the alcohol industry

That, and late, late night belly dancers