The shape of things

Few men have fully understood the profoundness of this graph.
PS: One woman also claimed to have understood, but it turned out to be a hoax call.

Long Live the Queen

Getting laid on the first date

(Not applicable to mirror-cracking alpha males)

Why it pays to be in the alcohol industry

That, and late, late night belly dancers

To understand recursion, you must understand recursion

And while on pies, 22/7 just went by!

Where there's a Will

Rate of William Shakespeare's body rolling in his grave (probably in revolutions per minute)

Hey! If we wrap him up in copper wire and replace the tombstone with a giant horseshoe magnet, I believe we'd have free electricity!