"You can't handle the truth!"

"I have a sick mother who needs a billion gajillion Rupees for the treatment. And oh, I also have a skinny little poodle."



Hey! Do they have female umpires in women's cricket?

There's a difference.

Some people are unemployed......I'm just plain jobless!

PS: NOBODY thought of ordering? Now that's just stoopid!

The Pizza Theory

People's favourite pizza toppings - in a pizza pie chart

"The Italian job"

Yes I know, pizza isn't pink, but you've gotta admit, there are other things on this blog you'd rather insult.

I see dead people

Um, the graph doesn't start from the beginning of time, so we have some people dead already.