My momma always said

"What's with the unimaginative similes!"

You never know what you're gonna get.

PS: They preferred Cereal over Pizza, too!

Enter the matrix

The Silverware Chart

Welcome to the Real World

Fair Trade

No, we don't do currencies.
"I'll have two tats' worth. And fries with that."

There's a difference.

Some people are unemployed......I'm just plain jobless!

PS: NOBODY thought of ordering? Now that's just stoopid!