Rate of William Shakespeare's body rolling in his grave (probably in revolutions per minute)

Hey! If we wrap him up in copper wire and replace the tombstone with a giant horseshoe magnet, I believe we'd have free electricity!
Everything that happens, represented in graphs. Okay, not everything, just the snazzy bits. Fine! Only things that are thuper-cool. And oh, lots of these things didn't even happen. But I didn't lie about the graphs.